As usual, Guinny, you're a complete muttonhead.
Besides the lack of journalistic integrity, you completely missed out on mentioning the best song on the album: Curse Of the Doomwraiths. This raw, punk-infused doom anthem has my tail wagging and my head bobbing back and forth for the entire 4+ minutes.
I fully expect to be listening to this EP for many months to come - it's the perfect length for a drive to the dog park, and about 3 times the length of Guinny's attention span.